🧪 ARASH PARNIA // AI/ML CHAOS ZONE 🧪

About the Overload

Cold Spring, NY • Master of AI (Amsterdam) • Data Science (Sydney) • CS (California). I make machines talk, sing, and sometimes hallucinate on purpose.

Experience (TL;DR)

• ZS Associates — Senior ML (GenAI) • Python backends • scalable infra • transformers everywhere
• MAGICAL Academy — freelance kid‑edutainment • vision + TTS + music models • realtime backends
• Warner Music Group — Director ML/MLOps • Bazel builds • ECS APIs • SageMaker • data layer sorcery
• Elsevier — ML for scientific NLP • big data on Databricks • thesis on math entity mining
• VU Amsterdam — Robot lab • NEAT RL for weird robots
• CSUS — iOS lead • TAMS traffic sign logger

PythonPyTorchTensorFlowC#JavaMojoSwiftObjective‑CC++

Global Footprints

🌍 Oxford • 🇺🇸 CA/NY • 🇦🇺 Sydney • 🇳🇱 Amsterdam

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Publications: TAMS Mobile Data Collection (2016)

Massive Link Dump

1. /downloads/rock‑generator.zip
2. /labs/rl‑racecar.html
3. /api/graph?q=similarity
4. /music/llm‑lyrics.mp3
5. /code/databricks-notebooks.tar.gz
6. /viz/d3‑knowledge‑graph.html
7. /kids/magical‑academy/index.html
8. /blog/how‑to‑blink‑text‑properly.html

Skills Salad

AI • MLOps • Data Pipelines • Graph DBs • Vector DBs • SQL • Gremlin • Azure • AWS • GCP • Windows • Linux • macOS • iOS • Photoshop • Maya • OpenGL • Git • PyCharm • IntelliJ • VS Code • Visual Studio • Scrum • POCs • Support • Chaos Engineering

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Mini Changelogs

• 08/2025 — Converted résumé into art salad.
• 07/2025 — RAG stack tuned for musical metadata.
• 06/2025 — Knowledge graph edges hit 10M.
• 05/2025 — Wrote Mojo kernels for fun.

Easter Eggs

• Konami‑ish
• View Source
• Blink Everything

🧠 ULTRA NERD SKILL MATRIX // FULL-STACK AI OVERLORD 🧠

🤖 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE // NEURAL OVERLORD

🎯 AI Mastery: From consciousness dashboards to autonomous race cars, I make machines think, create, and evolve.

💻 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES // CODE ARCHITECT

⚡ Language Polyglot: Fluent in 12+ programming languages. From low-level C++ to high-level Python, I speak them all.

☁️ CLOUD & INFRASTRUCTURE // SCALE MASTER

🚀 Cloud Native: Architecting scalable systems across all major cloud platforms with 90% test coverage.

🔧 DEVELOPMENT TOOLS // TECH STACK OVERLORD

🛠️ Tool Master: Every IDE, framework, and build system is my weapon of choice.

📊 DATA ENGINEERING // BIG DATA WIZARD

📈 Data Sorcerer: Transforming raw data into intelligent insights with semantic and cognitive layers.

🎮 CREATIVE TECHNOLOGIES // MULTIMEDIA MASTER

🎨 Creative Coder: From 3D game engines to AI-powered educational apps, I create digital experiences.

🌍 Global Experience: UK (Oxford) • US (CA/NY) • Australia (Sydney) • Netherlands (Amsterdam)

🎓 Education: Master of AI (VU Amsterdam) • Grad Cert Data Science (Sydney) • BSc Computer Science (CSUS)